Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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