what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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