Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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