so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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