Whod you bang
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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