one two three fourrrrnication!
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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