just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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