Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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