Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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