Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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