I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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