That's intense
True but thats because hes a fetus.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
please don't ironically join a cult
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