school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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