Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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