Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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