So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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