you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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