we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Randomize
