I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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