Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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