i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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