the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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