she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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