Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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