She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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