i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
When did angry sex become our thing?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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