My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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