i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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