return my video game
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
