let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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