You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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