It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
