she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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