Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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