jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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