is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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