it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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