Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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