I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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