i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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