Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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