And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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