Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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