i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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