is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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