So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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