How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
