Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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