Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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