its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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