My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Threesome in a minivan. New low
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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