Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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