In the future we'll all be gay
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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